Friday, January 15, 2010

APPLICANT: Master Chief John-117

Hi,

I'd like to apply for the position of Biotic-Powered Super-Soldier. I have well over 80 confirmed kills and can work in any environment. I am extremely flexible and can work in teams, and have an ability to improvise and adapt to any situation.

My accomplishments include destroying ring worlds and saving Earth and humankind. While I haven't used the MC-77 Missile Launcher or the X-8A Avenger Assault Rifle, I am extremely proficient with the MA5C ICWS Rifle, M41 SSR MAV/AW Rocket Launcher and SRS99D-S2 AM Sniper Rifle as well as other non-human weapons.

I will provide my own MJOLNIR MARK-V armour.

Please contact my personal assistant Cortana to arrange an interview time.

Regards,

Master Chief John-117

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