Monday, January 18, 2010

APPLICANT: Tea and Scones?

To whom it may concern,

Over the last 15 years I have worked in several teams of mercenaries and also alone on independent contracts.

I have honed my execution skills using a number of broad tools from heavy weaponry to a toothbrush.

I am interested in a position where I can work as a member of a team and rain down senseless slaughter, mayhem and general pain to anyone I am encouraged to hurt.

It sounds like I would be a great fit within your organisation.

I would love to sit down over a tea and a scone to discuss further if you are interested

Yours Sincerely,
Lawrence Arms

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