I have been killing since the age of six (23 years ago). No matter the adversity, no matter the foe.. I have never failed in carrying out my assignments. Whether it is crushing armies of Goombah's on my way to kill Bowser or slaughtering thousands of zombies in my quest to evacuate a city I show no remorse, no mercy and no hesitation.
I request only a method to identify my target and to be duly compensated for my time and expenses. These will include transport, ammunition, weaponry and miscellaneous expenses such as funding to bribe required officials and meals.
I look forward to your offer.
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