APPLICANT: Bloody Death Guarenteed

I am writing this letter in regards to your advertisement for a job as an Assassin for the Cerberus organisation.

I have a wide range of experience with assassination many targets across a variety of sectors, planets, planetoids, satellites, space stations and anomalous objects.

My kill counts have always averaged high in missions where it is required but I am also capable of being a shadowy figure taking down my target and target alone.

My experience in killing methods ranges from melee knives and batons and bare fists to sniper rifles, pistols and a broad array of biotic powers.

I am flexible in working hours and capable of taking high levels of abuse from both the job, the other assassins and the enemy themselves.

Hire me and you will have the guarantee of success and bloody death to all that you wish such a fate




And attached Resume:

Career Objective: To be part of a successful and efficient kill team and meet a variety of other mercenaries to expand my own contacts network and improve my repertoire of killing methods and assorted implements of death destruction and disembowelment.

Core Strengths

- High level of interest in the fields of biotic manipulation of matter and high velocity physics of bullets
- Able to keep up to date on galactic trends, cycles and news via multiple sources and agents
- Able to follow orders without question and only with a minimal screaming about how enemies are everywhere and to “go go go”
- Capable of dialogue and discussion with any and all people in a polite and practical manner for exchange of ideas and formulation of new ones (or smashing their face in, either one works)
- High level of computer literacy
- Experience in working as part of a team as well as team leader for both practical tasks in a “business” environment as well as “enhanced interrogation”

Strengths - Biotics

- Long career experience with over 2 years of using and manipulating element zero
- Wide variety of moves and powers for any and all situations
- Up to date with latest L3 biotic implants

Achievements

- Consistent average kill rates for each mission averaging 40 bodies (do Hanar count?)
- Assassins Guild award for attendance
- Set off successful coup de etat in Helio Beta sector
- Literary works used as showcase pieces in high school yearbook
- Evaded capture for 5 weeks on classified Terran mission
- Managed small team of apprentices effectively as bait for pursuing authorities allowing my escape and weeding out the weak ones

Qualifications

- Jump Zero school of Biotics certification level Alpha
- Marksman’s academy for sniping Beta levels
- 1 year into Bachelor of Philosophy



Employment History

January - December 2119 Doctoral Research Assistant - Mars University of Chemistry

- Worked under Professor Kleinstaffen for development of more effective neuro-toxins
- Aided in Thesis definitions and potential ideas to be incorporated into doctoral thesis
- Tested said toxins on the professor, they are most effective

November 2120 - February 2125 - Biotic Bodyguard CLASSIFIED EMPLOYER

- Keeping selected personages safe from both crowds and assassins
- Counter assassination techniques and procedures
- Inventory control, reorganisation and control of inbound logistics
- Variety of wrestling and non lethal takedowns for PR considerations

June 2125 - October 2130 - Assassin, freelance

Kills include…
- Asari diplomat to earth by strangulation
- Several union leaders both on earth and its artificial satellites
- Krogan mercenary captain in Hawking Eta cluster
- Several hundred henchmen
- Salarian merchant banker on Citadel
- (Please note any kills detrimental to your organisation in the past are entirely the liability of my employers)

May 2131 - Present Day - Mercenary Captain Noveria Development Corporation

- Part of larger organisation of mercenaries guarding mining operations in Horsehead Nebula
- Guided team of mercenaries in patrol and inspection operations for sabotage or theft
- Strengthening of biotic powers via further “accidental” element zero exposure.

Skills

- Ability to work well as part of a team or team leader as well as get along with a wide variety of species in a short space of time
- Able to hold my own in polite society of Turians, Salarians, Asari, Hanar and Volus.
- Capable with Viper C56 sniper rifle and varying pistols
- Role of both assassin and counter assassin
- Hold self to high martial physical standard
- Capable of seeing issues from several different perspectives allowing me to better work with a variety of people and avoid unproductive conflict and friction
- Able to work under pressure and maintain a high standard of work (will not berserk)

Interests
Reading, murder, poetry/prose writing, economics and galactic business, murder, music, gaming, politics and human rights, subcultures. Murder.

Comments from others
“Alex’s attitude is always “can do”. He applies himself to his duties and is a good team member and learns quickly, he has shown excellent competence in the field of destruction and sabotage when it comes to plots to thwart enemy (classified) plans. - CLASSIFIED

“Argghghghghghhgdf aahhhhhh MY SPINE OH GODS aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” - Former Salarian merchant banker