APPLICANT: Lara Croft

I like to think that I would be most suitable for this position as demonstrated in my previous experience with videogames. I was totally kick arse at the original donkey kong. I love to watch law & order. I am reliable, eager to learn new & varied skills, have demonstrated my ability to go above & beyond the call of duty, have supreme written & verbal skills & am a good communicator. I would also look really hot in a "Lara Croft" style outfit. This is the job for me. I'm your woman. Hire me!